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Four killed, 15 injured in Lebanon suicide bombing
Sat Feb 1, 2014
But we are talking about extremist radical Muslims...not the ones like my own doctors who are among the main reasons why I can sit here typing today.
Why US might send Amanda Knox back to Italy if she loses appeal
Fri Jan 31, 2014
Little, I am a lifelong yellow-dog Democrat, but I agree with you completely. If our party DOES send Amanda Knox back, in direct defiance of our double jeopardy laws, I will have a great deal of trouble voting for them again. Remember, George Zimmerman and Casey Anthony were both found Not Guilty, c …
Utah school district apologizes for seizing kids' lunches for unpaid bills
Thu Jan 30, 2014
Er, Bob, I don't think that Utah is particularly socialist, seeing how conservative it is.
U.K.'s Queen Elizabeth down to last $1.6 million in reserves after royal overspend
Tue Jan 28, 2014
She is also a symbol of national unity above politics. Anyway, at least she does not have to worry about health insurance, since her country has national health care.
Reading gap between wealthy and poor students widens, study says
Tue Jan 28, 2014
So the very last paragraph tells us that 93 percent of those poor readers are bilingual...in other words, immigrants who probably can't read Spanish either. I mean, DUH!
Disgraced former journalist Glass denied ability to practice law in California
Mon Jan 27, 2014
There is still some truth to the old joke about the sharks who toed a shipwrecked sailor to shore, and explained that they had acted out of professional courtesy.
Indian village 'court' orders gang rape of woman as punishment for boyfriend
Thu Jan 23, 2014
It's just too bad that she didn't have AIDS, which would have spread to all the attackers.
Couple gets letter to 'Daughter Killed in Car Crash'
Fri Jan 17, 2014
Call me cynical...but I can't help feeling that a lawsuit is in the offing.
Three Americans among 21 killed as Taliban targets popular Kabul restaurant
Sat Jan 18, 2014
Jack, the extremist Muslims are indeed murdering scum...but they must not be confused with ALL Muslims, including my fine doctors, who are largely responsible for my sitting here and typing now.
Ohio killer executed with untested two-drug cocktail
Thu Jan 16, 2014
It's that pesky old Constitution again...forbidding "cruel and unusual punishments." Those founding fathers were just too hung up on the traitor's death in England, where the culprit was either hung, drawn and quartered or burned alive. Of course, I am being ironical...the Constitution expressly for …
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